UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER

Aliases: None

Identity: Public

Occupation: Lawyer

Base of Operations: Unknown

First Appearance: Saturday Night Live (1991)

History: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is a prehistoric caveman who was discovered frozen in ice and revived in modern times. Despite his primitive origins, he managed to earn a law degree and became a successful lawyer, using his "caveman" persona to charm and persuade juries.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is known for his unorthodox and often comical legal tactics, such as using animal instincts and prehistoric metaphors to win cases. Despite his lack of familiarity with modern technology and culture, he has managed to win the respect of his colleagues and clients.

Powers/Abilities: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer possesses no special powers, but he has an excellent legal mind and a charismatic personality.

Equipment: None.

Weaknesses: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer's lack of familiarity with modern technology and culture can be a hindrance in his legal practice. Additionally, his "caveman" persona can be seen as gimmicky or offensive by some.

Threat Level: Normal

Notes: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer was a popular recurring character on the comedy sketch show Saturday Night Live in the early 1990s. The character was played by actor and comedian Phil Hartman, who tragically passed away in 1998. Despite his brief tenure on the show, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer remains a memorable and beloved character in the annals of comedy history.