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CAPTAIN EVERYTHING

Real Name: Unknown

Identity/Class: Superhuman

Occupation: Superhero

Group Membership: The Justifiers

Affiliations: normalman, The Unicephalon 40-D, The Crimson Mantis

Known Relatives: None

Aliases: Unknown

Base of Operations: The city of Splendora

First Appearance: normalman #2 (1984)

Powers/Abilities: Captain Everything possesses superhuman strength, speed, agility, durability, and reflexes. He is also capable of flight, and has a healing factor that allows him to rapidly recover from injuries. He has demonstrated the ability to shoot energy blasts from his hands, and can manipulate objects with his mind.

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs.

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

History: Not much is known about Captain Everything's origins or background, but he is one of the most powerful superheroes in the city of Splendora. He is a member of The Justifiers, a team of superheroes dedicated to protecting the city from evil.

Captain Everything has worked with normalman on several occasions, and the two have become close friends. He has also worked with other superheroes, including The Unicephalon 40-D and The Crimson Mantis.

Despite his immense power, Captain Everything is known for his humility and his commitment to using his abilities for the greater good. He is a respected member of the superhero community, and is admired by many for his bravery and dedication to justice.

Strength Level: Captain Everything possesses superhuman strength, and is capable of lifting approximately 50 tons.

Miscellaneous: Captain Everything was created by Jim Valentino and first appeared in normalman #2 in 1984. The character was intended to be a parody of traditional superhero archetypes, and his name is a nod to the tendency of superhero characters to be "everything" to everyone. Despite his satirical origins, Captain Everything has become a popular and beloved character in the normalman universe.