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Real Name: Chip Rommel
Aliases: None
Identity: Public
Occupation: Soldier, Tank Commander
Citizenship: American
Place of Birth: United States
Known Relatives: Unknown
Group Affiliation: G.I. Joe
Education: Military training and advanced tactics
First Appearance: Robot Chicken Season 1, Episode 11 ("Robot Chicken Christmas Special") (2005)
History: Chip Rommel is a fictional character introduced in the stop-motion animated television series Robot Chicken. He is a parody of G.I. Joe characters, particularly those that command tanks or other military vehicles, with his name being a humorous reference to the famous German World War II general Erwin Rommel, known as the "Desert Fox."Chip Rommel serves as a tank commander for the G.I. Joe team. As a character, he embodies the exaggerated machismo and patriotic fervor often seen in military-themed action figures and cartoons from the 1980s. However, like many characters on Robot Chicken, Chip is portrayed in a satirical and often absurd manner, with his stories focusing more on the ridiculous situations and over-the-top violence typical of the show.In one of his most notable appearances, Chip Rommel is involved in a holiday-themed battle where the G.I. Joe team faces off against Santa Claus, who has turned against them. The episode showcases Chip's skills as a tank commander, as well as his ability to lead his team in the most outlandish of missions. Despite the comedic and often nonsensical nature of his actions, Chip Rommel is depicted as a capable and determined soldier, willing to do whatever it takes to protect his country, even if it means battling mythical figures.Chip Rommel's character is a perfect example of the Robot Chicken approach to humor, where nostalgic characters are placed in bizarre and unexpected scenarios that often highlight the absurdity of their original portrayals.
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Blond
Abilities: Chip Rommel is an experienced tank commander with extensive military training. He is skilled in armored warfare, tactical planning, and hand-to-hand combat. His abilities are often exaggerated for comedic effect, with him being portrayed as nearly invincible or absurdly competent in the face of ridiculous challenges.
Accessories: As a parody of G.I. Joe characters, Chip Rommel is typically equipped with military gear, including a helmet, camouflage uniform, combat boots, and, most notably, a tank. The tank is often depicted as an unstoppable force, capable of destroying anything in its path, further emphasizing the exaggerated nature of the character.
Notable Appearances:

• Robot Chicken Season 1, Episode 11 ("Robot Chicken Christmas Special") (2005)
• Various other episodes of Robot Chicken featuring G.I. Joe parodies and military-themed sketches.